unclefather:

it’s arm day

feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

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relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

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My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress.
Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky  (via krispymeme)

(Source: so-nyeo-shi-daze, via mullingarkisses)


twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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